Totally off topic...

Ok so this is completely off topic. Has nothing to do with weight loss or fitness or any of that.

But seriously...why am I NOT getting carded anymore when I buy alcohol?! I just want to get CARDED, DAMNIT! I haven't been carded in a long time. If somebody would card me, it would probably make my day. I'd probably say "Thankyou!!!!!"

Seriously, I would.